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by Your Bearded Confidant
If you're like me, every Bel Ami film inspires complete wonderment. Each time, it's like witnessing the impossible yet again but still not believing your eyes. The cast is always unimaginably gorgeous, with faces and physiques just as dazzling as the monster endowments. The action always sizzles to the melting point, as if the guys get so hot that their heaving bodies finally liquefy into puddles of sticky manmilk. This is all a fancy way of reassuring you that Undressed Rehearsals not only lives up to Bel Ami's ultra high standards but also raises the bar once again. Whether you're already smitten with the Bel Ami boys or ready for your introduction, Undressed Rehearsals is a must-see.
How do porn stars rehearse for their hardcore films? They engage in hardcore sex, of course! It's been said that practice makes perfect, and the Bel Ami boys know that to win more sex awards they're going to have to award themselves with more sex. This film grants us unheard-of access to the stars of Bel Ami, allowing us to join them behind closed doors as they shoot off around between film shoots. Don't think that because this is a behind-the-scenes type film you'll see less hardcore sex. In fact, you'll see more sex here than in the average film. There are over two hours of action here, all first-rate.
To give you a flavor of what to expect, the first scene features Roman Chaykin and Oleg Tarkowski fooling around together while filming Out in Africa. We're treated to a brief, playful chat with the two muscular young studs as they set up their bedroom rehearsal, then they begin making out like crazy. From deep kissing to body worship to sucking on those enormous shafts and butt fucking like animals, the guys are delightful to behold. Their big smiles throughout their session attest to how much fun they're having with each other's perfect bodies. There are lots of playful moments between the hardcore acts, like when the guys compare dick sizes, double jack their cocks to get even harder, attempt to deep-throat each other, pay each other compliments on their various fine features, or break off in the middle of fucking for a quick pee. Such personal, intimate moments typically get edited out of a film in order to maintain the pace of the action. But in a rehearsal like this, the tender moments add their own special rhythm and reveal the guys to be caring, fun-loving human beings in addition to unstoppable sex machines. Another thing that often gets edited out of a porn film is when the guys change fuck positions. But here we see Roman and Oleg move from a doggie style position to a sideways fuck, remaining locked together throughout, and it's incredibly hot.
The second scene features Tim Hamilton and Luke Hamil on location in Africa while filming Flings 2. The guys are sunbathing by a pool, start feeling too scorched by the sun, and retreat indoors to practice their mansex on a sofa. The heat of the sun has sparked their sexual passion, and they pounce on one another with uncontrollable hunger. Get ready for ravenous tit licking, face fucking, ass eating, and butt fucking galore. The action is a bit less romantic than the first scene, much more lustful, but equally playful. Wait till you hear these guys moaning while they fuck. It's wild! They pound ass until they're literally exhausted and have to take a break, then get a second wind and try a standing position.
Amazingly, there's still 90 minutes to go, but you get the idea. Still to come is some luscious 69ing, hot tub sex (a major highlight of the film), two-man showers, geyser eruptions, playful wrestling, lots more deep kissing, hand jobs, and cock sparring. Don't miss the shower scene in which the setting sun shines directly into the spraying water — it's as beautiful as it is romantic.
Note that the butt fucking always involves condoms. There are no facial or oral cumshots, but the guys virtually always cream all over each other. The guys are on the smooth side, with natural-style pubes.