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Raw Sex Surfers

by Your Bearded Confidant
(a.k.a. ThatGuyYouLike)

Ever notice how giant cocks look especially spectacular during sun-drenched poolside threeways? If not, then get a load of Raw Sex Surfers. It's a very intense bareback adventure in which surfer hunks and skateboard punks do each other with uninhibited, totally wild abandon. No tender romance here — the action is as rough as it is raw. To give you a sense of how wild, there's double anal penetration, double mouthfuls, gullet-impaling deep-throating, self-cum eating, threeway snowballing, drinking sperm from a cocktail glass, deep rimming, tit sucking, power fucking, armpit licking, ball sucking, and the list goes on. Lovers of aggressive, masculine sex between older and younger guys will want to see this action. Every scene is a threeway, by the way.

The film begins with a deep-throating threesome and never lets up. Expect facial cumshots with mouths wide open and tongues outstretched to taste every drop. In the first big sperm explosion, a few shots of cream miss the bottom man's tonsils, so the top man licks it off his face and spits it down the bottom man's throat. In another great orgasm, we see a guy lick up all the jizz and sweat off the cumming man's torso.

Highlights include seeing one man shoot off down his own throat, one man suck on two giant cocks at once, and one man take two cocks up his ass simultaneously. All three men go crazy with excitement when the second cock slides up that ass!

Note that although the cover picture and title suggest beachside action, the opening outdoor scene is actually poolside and the rest of the film takes place in the bedroom.

At 68 minutes, the film goes by in a flash. However, it's a highly intense 68 minutes of passionate, truly hardcore sex without a wasted moment. So the running time really isn't a factor when the action is this nasty.

an explicit review of

Bareback Beginners 14

by Your Bearded Confidant
(a.k.a. ThatGuyYouLike)

A "diamond cutter" is the daddy of all erections — a cock so hard it could cut diamonds. With so many exquisite "diamond cutters" on display, Bareback Beginners 14 is a true gem. It stars ten young, gorgeous, horse-hung guys who are genuine "diamonds in the buff." With sparkling passion and uncontrollable horniness, these handsome devils suck and fuck in a bareback frenzy. As we discover, the only thing that can quench a lust this hot is a juicy sperm-drenching from a buddy's enormous dick.

Wait till you see the luscious attention to detail these boyish studs bring to mansex. When sucking dick, for example, they carefully and lovingly worship every chiseled millimeter, from the glistening slit to rigid hilt. While rimming, they slather that pucker with long wet licks, like eating an ice cream cone. Speaking of dripping cream, spasming cocks get sucked clean. It's especially beautiful (and hot) when both guys snowball the cum to savor the luscious flavor. The cumshots in this film deservedly get instant-replays, and the second time around we're treated to new camera angles so that we can take in every sticky detail.

The guys aren't careful or delicate when it comes to buttfucking, and that's a good thing. After their dicks and asses are nice and wet from all that precise tongue work, they simply go crazy on each other's asses. They hump like animals, wildly thrusting and grunting and gasping. Sometimes the top guy is pounding with such enthusiasm that he barely pulls out in time to cum in his buddy's mouth. This isn't "acting" for the camera — it's genuine, raw mansex by guys who can't hold back their love for men in general or for each other in particular. The super-sexy eye contact during the fuck scenes is testament to the deep connection these guys feel for each other.

Lovers of mega-hung blonds and brunets are in for a treat. Except for three lightly hairy chests and one stunning treasure trail, the guys are all smooth. Some of the guys sport tattoos and piercings (tongue, ear, and tit) in addition to their super-hard, uncut erections. The cocks just keep getting bigger as the action progresses. The second scene, for example, features two monster cocks that are so long they deserved to be filmed in widescreen. In the third scene, the cocks stay long but get even thicker (so thick that a guy can't get his fingers all the way around the shaft).

Then comes the fourth scene, where you'll see a cock so gargantuan that you'll likely do what I did and hit the "pause" button, just to take in the enormousness of the situation. Coming from someone who has seen just about everything, this is one king-sized cock! Frankly, it's way too big for full-on butt fucking, and our brave bottom boy can take only the brutally swollen cockhead up his ass during the anal scene. But you'll love his two-handed stroking and sucking of that monster. And wait till you see the cumshot — the sperm squirts out like long streams of piss!

Lovers of deep kissing, ball sucking, tit licking, and underwear bulges will also find plenty to adore in this film. In addition to the oral cumshots there are four chest glazings, a belly glazing, and a gorgeous dick glazing as well. One of the chest glazings gets licked up by the sperm donor. Note that when cocks are this hard, the balls tend to be tight as well. If you're into beautifully firm, rounded ballsacs, there's plenty of eye candy here.

Bareback Beginners 14 exceeds every expectation and easily earns the highest recommendation.

a lurid review of


by Your Bearded Confidant
(a.k.a. ThatGuyYouLike)

Joe Serna's Creamed is easy to describe and easy to recommend. Hot young guys jerk off together on a sofa (mostly in groups of three and four), do a lot of deep kissing and body worship, suck each other's fat dicks, and cream all over each other's faces. The action just plain sizzles. It's mansex that unfolds perfectly naturally. You don't feel like you're watching a porn movie — it's more like you're right in the middle of a great party with a bunch of ultra-horny young studs. Cocks get hard, pants come off, and mouths start to water.

The guys are good-looking amateur types sporting above-average cocks and very attractive natural body hair. No shaved pubes or chests here. Some of the guys claim to be straight (if that happens to turn you on). Whatever their orientations, they definitely enjoy fooling around with other guys. And how! Though there's a bit of ass fucking and rimming in the mix, the focus here is on handjobs, kissing, sucking, cum facials, and jizz eating. Nothing fancy, just real guys fulfilling their hormonal needs.

Cum lovers will have plenty to admire. There's one facial scene in particular that is unforgettable. If you like the idea of thick streams of mancream drenching a guy's eyeball, going up his nose, squirting in his mouth, and coating his lips and entire face, then you're in a for a real treat! Though the guys here aren't total cum hounds, they certainly do love to taste and play with each other's strands of sperm. The grand finale features the most cum eating. Brady Walker swallows his buddies' sticky loads as fast as they can jerk off into his mouth, then unleashes a whopper money shot of his own.

No sets, no scripts, and no acting adds up to a wonderfully natural, genuine, and hot experience of shared masculinity. The brief interviews with the guys provide insights into their personalities. Of course, their fine bodies and insatiable sex drives speak for themselves!

a graphic review of

Pillow Talk 3

by Your Bearded Confidant
(a.k.a. ThatGuyYouLike)

I'm convinced the horny folks at Bel Ami rubbed a genie lamp and were granted unlimited wishes. Thankfully, they decided to share the spoils with everyone! Pillow Talk 3 features nine of those wishes, embodied in breathtaking manflesh. These handsome young studs are nothing short of miraculous: world class looks, out-of-this-world endowments, and hotter than the sun. Have you been wishing for some heart-melting faces, perfect physiques, monster hardons, sizzling man-to-man action, and geyser-erupting cumshots? If so, your wish just got granted, and it's better than you probably even dared imagine.

Not only do the guys here look exquisite, but they're filmed so lovingly that you could swear you're dreaming. Bathed in golden sunlight, the guys literally glow like radiant angels. Their outrageously long and thick cocks are astonishing and have frankly left this reviewer dumbfounded. (If you're familiar with Kurt Diesel, for example, you'll know the sizes I'm talking about.) If you admire the masculine form in all its rigid glory, you're in for a truly jaw-dropping experience. Plus, every possible angle gets covered through the clever use of full-body mirrors — even in the outdoor sex scene. The entire cast is on the smooth side, by the way, but bravo for the natural fur down below.

I'm hard-pressed to say that mansex has ever looked better. Director George Duroy and his cast of super-horny heroes turn everything they do into an art form. Every frame of the film is gorgeous, but equally hot. The making out is on the romantic side, but not timid. These are young men, not boys, and they boldly go after what they want. The fucking is intense, with deep penetrations and jackhammer thrusting. The sucking is breathtaking — there's simply so much cock to take care of, and those tongues have never been busier (or happier!) Throughout the action, the guys feast on each other's perfect bodies, and body worship has never been so well-deserved. With guys this horny, it's only natural to expect multiple cumshots. And what a treat it is to see these mega-cocks shooting off again and again! Most of the couplings feature three or four big-squirting orgasms.

In addition to the supreme fucking and sucking, we're treated to top-notch 69ing, double jacking, tit licking, tongue sparring, and an outdoor two-man bubble bath. We even see two guys pour Champagne into each other's foreskins and slurp it out. (It's a surprisingly touching and sacred moment, and the guys even call it their "communion.") At the 46-minute mark, an unusually big squirting orgasm turns into an unexpected cum facial, which in turn evolves into a bit of impromptu snowballing. Luke Hamill and Alex Orioli are both clearly shocked by the volume and trajectory of the sperm, and they can't stop smiling and giggling as they deep kiss with sticky faces. That scene is a perfect example of the natural, unpredictable quality of the entire film. Don't miss the final 12 minutes of the film, where the top guy decides to change position in mid-fuck, telling his buddy, "Still better to come . . . Stay there . . . You will be surprised! Now you have to stick it in for me." The new position is great fun, by the way!

It should be noted that the guys fuck with condoms, but they always drench each other with splash after splash of hot cream (usually as they deep kiss). Every sizzling second of this film is a joyous wonderment. Once again, Bel Ami is a wish come true.

a lascivious review of

Love of the Dick 4: Classified

by Your Bearded Confidant
(a.k.a. ThatGuyYouLike)

Hung like legendary stallion, Supreme once again proves that he is an insatiable and unstoppable sexual powerhouse. Equally astonishing as his mega-thick, 10 1/2" rock hard shaft is the ensemble of men who are dick hungry—and brave—enough to take on Supreme's brutal assaults! The average man on the street could not, in his wildest dreams, handle what Supreme (AKA Castro) is packing between his legs. Supreme's endowment requires true "suckers for punishment" — bottom men with double-jointed jaws and very accommodating fuckholes. Supreme requires men who love getting completely dominated by his massive meat and merciless thrusts, because he doesn't know how to fuck any-which-way but hard. A session with Supreme is a genuine endurance test. So if it's ultra-masculine studs and nasty, rough, sweat-drenched "thug" sex you're after, Love of the Dick 4 is sure to please as well as amaze.

Bravo to these guys for even trying to deep-throat Supreme's dick. It's fun to watch them struggle! And even if their throats can't take him to the hilt, their asses soon enough will. Supreme's style of fucking could be called full-anal-assault. He pummels ass like a jackhammer, and it's a trip to see his massive balls swinging with every powerful thrust. His pounding is the very definition of brutal. One wonders if his goal isn't to fuck his bottoms until they pass out from exhaustion. One thing's for sure — Supreme doesn't slow down until he's ready to explode. By the way, if you're into vocal bottoms, you'll hear some dirty talk, load moans of pleasure, and even louder screams of pain that must have had the neighbors calling the police. Scene three in particular must be heard to be believed.

If you're into wild fuck positions, check out the action at the 75-minute mark for one you've likely never seen before. Also, don't miss the sticky cum-facials, cum eating, anal drenchings, and hard spankings throughout.

All in all, this one is another triumph for Supreme.