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by Your Bearded Confidant
Here are ten All-American “boys next door” who are so hot they need to douse themselves with water lest they burst into flames as they pleasure themselves. We get to follow along as they guys go about their horny business. More often than not, the guys find themselves drenched with water before coating themselves with boycream. Each solo here is different and totally fascinating. We join the guys in the shower, the garage, the hot tub, the bedroom, the laundry room, the workbench, the men’s toilet . . . basically anywhere a young man might go for some privacy as he lets off some heat. Two of the guys are blonds, the rest are brunettes, and they all sport huge cocks and shaved balls.
For starters, we join Brandon Banks in the shower and watch him lather up every inch of his fine, smooth body. Surprise, surprise: Brandon finds shower curtains sexy! As his glistening skin drips dry in the shower, Brandon starts playing with the curtain like it’s his best jack off buddy. He gets so turned on by the shower curtain that he sits on the side of the tub and furiously wanks his enormous, almost painfully swollen cock. The camera settles into a great position on the floor beneath Brandon, and we get a stunning view of his huge hardon, tightened ballsac, thighs (still glistening with water droplets), chest, and face as he spurts his thick jizz. Brandon even tastes some of his cream as his cock continues to spasm.
Things get kinkier (and almost as wet) in scene three, where we join Trent Mitchell in a garage workshop as he hoses himself down, fully clothed in t-shirt and blue jeans. Trent really gets off on fully soaking his clothes. When they’re totally saturated, he slowly strips them off, keeping the hose pointed at his skin. That’s lucky for us, because his body looks fantastic wet! Trent continues to spray his body as he jerks off, then finally sits down on the garage floor to pump a load. He plays with his exquisite tits as he strokes, then erupts a thick geyser of jizz that you’ll want to instant-replay.
Steve Arbor teases us in scene four, working up a huge erection inside his jeans while he tickles his nipples with spit-soaked fingers. A real highlight of his scene is seeing how the muscles in his arms swell up as he reaches his climax. We witness an adorable skinny twink boy becoming a macho muscle man as his cock erupts.
We also join Kellan Wade on a futon sofa, watching t.v. and jerking his exquisite cock. When Kellan pulls of his shirt, we see that his tits and belly button are pierced. Grabbing his shaved balls with one hand and his thick, rigid shaft with the other, Kellan strokes for all he’s worth. Wait till you see how much bigger his cock gets as he approaches the point of no return. After he squirts off, he massages his cum all over his torso.
There’s plenty more action, including a marvelous hot tub solo and a sultry strip tease (including a water bottle and wet briefs), but you get the idea of what to expect. In a nutshell, the guys are fantastic looking, very well hung, and even hornier than anyone has a right to expect. Don’t miss the final cumshot, where Jared Long’s sticky load lands smack dab on the camera lens! It’s by far the most exciting cumshot in the film.
Note to non-smoking viewers: be forewarned that two of the guys are smokers, and they smoke cigarettes while they jerk off.