a hard-core review of
by Your Bearded Confidant
Though not technically a porno, Taxi Zum Klo ("Taxi to the Toilet") is an extremely explicit autobiographical story of rampant gay cruising sex: cum eating, public toilet glory hole action, 69ing, piss drenching and drinking, prostate examinations, anonymous outdoor encounters, shrimping, bathtub sex, erotic oil massage, leather sex, spanking, voyeurism, cross-dressing ... pretty much any sort of gay sex you can imagine is depicted. Needless to say, there's full-frontal male nudity with both flaccid and erect penises. Bearded and hairy-chested Frank Ripploh plays himself, a 30-year old in Berlin who leads a double life. By day he is an elementary school teacher, and by night he ravenously pursues anonymous mansex. When he suddenly finds himself with a loving live-in boyfriend, Ripploh has trouble adjusting to cozy domestic life when the call of the wild beckons him back to the public toilets for new masculine adventures. For all its visual hotness, the film explores an important question: can a gay man who takes his masculine freedom by the horns ever reconcile himself to mainstream society? In other words, can a man hold down a day job when his spirit leads him to prowl the night? Should a gay man even try to participate in mainstream society, when his every desire so goes against the status quo? Ripploh tries to have it both ways, until the film's surprising conclusion. Since its debut in 1981, Taxi Zum Klo has deservedly earned a cult following. It's an extraordinary achievement and easily the best gay film we've seen.
Here's a sampling of the sorts of action you'll see:
Cruising in the park ...
A doctor's probing fingers ...
Sticky fur: Ripploh eats his buddy's cum during an anal pounding ...
Cum in the mouth...
Shrimping in the bathtub ...
Cock sucking & 69ing...
a graphic review of
by Your Bearded Confidant
Here’s what makes this film utterly irresistible: a gorgeous cast of jizz-obsessed Latin twinks, open-air bareback orgies, and cumshot after glorious cumshot. For good measure, throw in some hot 69ing, deep penetrations, sperm-soaked fuckholes, and well-fed mouths. Cute stud boys with fat, big-squirting cocks and insatiable appetites make this totally raw cum party truly not-to-be-missed.
Fans of cum worship, take note: Bareback Cumparty 4 is nothing short of exquisite. The sperm flows like crazy, and every drop gets tasted and swallowed. Sticky fingers even get licked clean. The multi-orgasmic guys here relish boyjuice to a degree rarely seen. The only thing they like better than sucking on a throbbing cock is sucking on a sticky one that just shot off. These are the kind of guys who actually kiss a buddy’s cock slit in thanks for feeding them the thick white cream they so desperately craved. Expect to witness a genuine, joyous celebration of liquid masculinity.
The action is wild (there’s hard ass ramming and enthusiastic face fucking throughout), but the guys are romantics at heart. They love to deep kiss one another, especially if there’s already cum on their lips and tongues. They relish massaging a buddy’s cum on their skin before eating it. They luxuriate in each other’s bodies and juices.
Anal lovers get treated to deep, powerful, frantic buttfucking in gobs of positions. When a top guy pulls out to shoot off, he’s likely to lap up his own cream while it’s still hot. Then he’ll stick his dripping dick back inside for more fucking. Cum is the lube of choice for these horny young studs. There’s even a double anal cumshot, in which a guy buttfucks his buddy, creams all over his ass, then plunges back in for another round and a second anal glazing.
There are marvelous solos, duos, trios, and foursomes. You’ll see guys jerk off into their own mouths, get even more turned on by the taste of their cum, and masturbate to a second orgasm. You’ll see daisy chains where the guys suck each other’s dicks and work each other’s asses with dildos before swallowing each other’s thick loads. You’ll see fantastic cum eruptions that get tasted as they spurt, eager tongues flicking the cockslit and then lapping up the missed puddles. You’ll see guys scooping up jizz and feeding it to each other, then snowballing to share the flavor. You’ll see two or more guys use their tongues and fingers to thoroughly clean a buddy’s cock and torso of every drop of sperm he sprayed. You’ll see guys use each other’s jizz as lube for jacking off. The action just goes on and on and seems to get juicier and juicier!
The open-air orgy makes for a stunning finale, as by this point the guys are literally drunk on cum. They drain each other’s dicks over and over and over again, as if unable to bear a single moment without freshly spurting jizz. It’s a display of cum-obsession so wanton that it verges on the scandalous. Frankly, it’s a wonder that sex this frenzied and ravenous is even available to the general public!
For anyone into cum and bareback sex, this film is a true masterpiece. It’s a finely filmed and passionately performed testament to male bonding at its sticky best.
a hard-core review of
by Your Bearded Confidant
Imagine a hardcore endurance challenge, where a tough, horny bottom man dares an equally-tough, horse-hung top to give it all he’s got. Imagine a bottom man with the stamina of an Olympic athlete, whose mouth and ass are so hungry for cock that even the most brutal top will eventually cry “uncle.” That’s the sort of action we see here, and it’s wild beyond measure. Great looking, muscular, uncut power tops and bottoms put each other through the wringer, daring each other to be the first to blink. Expect plenty of hard facefucking, forced deep-throating, jackhammer ass pounding, and fun with sex toys. With a running time of over two-and-a-half hours, it’s plenty of action indeed!
Many scenes have a great opening. The top man grabs his buddy by the hair and presents a big butt plug to his lips. The top man is making an unspoken challenge: “If I was stuffing this toy up your ass or shoving my cock down your throat, how would you take it?” Needless to say, the bottom man always goes to town on that butt plug, sucking it for all he’s worth, demonstrating that he can handle absolutely anything. The question is, can he truly handle the anal and oral assault he’s about to get? (Spoiler: The answer is an unqualified “yes”! Especially Michael Randy, whose resilience at the hands of merciless Ross Long verges on the legendary.)
These guys think every hole needs to get well-abused, so mouths and asses are rarely unoccupied. Throughout the action, toys and cocks go from mouth to ass to mouth to ass again. Luckily, the bottom men prefer their own spit for lube, and love the taste of their own fuckholes! If you’re into it, don’t miss the DVD’s special “ass 2 mouth” fetish menu.
Lovers of brutal fucking and forced deep-throating will be in heaven. The sheer endurance these men display is awe-inspiring. But lots of other stuff happens as well. Those exquisitely built chests deserve some hot attention, and so do those astonishing underwear bulges. There’s also plenty of deep kissing, mutual jacking, body worship, double jacking, ass slapping and punching, and finger fucking. Check out the dildo jacking at the 88-minute mark, where a guy’s cock gets masturbated with a warm dildo (previously up his ass). And lovers of older guy/younger guy sex won’t want to miss the finale with tattooed hulk Big Gallo and slender Joshua Rogers, which involves candle fucking.
The top men use condoms while fucking (low-profile pink ones), but the guys always cum all over each other. They drench each other’s cocks, asses, chests, and mouths (on occasion) with hot cream. Don’t miss the geyser eruption 103 minutes into the action. The guys also drench each other in spit as they lick flesh, lube asses, and suck mouth-watering cock. Check out the waterfall of saliva that pours from a cocksucker’s mouth at the 111-minute mark.
The best cumshot, however, occurs 129 minutes into the action. Top man Antonio Carigan doesn’t cum around Helmut Muller’s mouth or on his tongue, as one would expect. He cums inside Helmut’s mouth, and we don’t see the sperm until the cock pulls out and the juice cascades off Helmut’s tongue and down his chin. Though we don’t see the cum spurting, the intimacy of the act is phenomenal. Helmut truly takes the full brunt of that powerful orgasm, and it’s glorious to behold.
In several scenes, a special camera filter gives the men a subtle golden glow. On the up side, this conjures the look of an erotic daydream. Frankly, all films should showcase a bit of artistry. Stark reality is freely available off-screen, right? But on the down side, the camera filter smooths out the fine details a bit. Those monster cocks and hungry fuckholes show up just fine, but if you’re into the texture of beard stubble, for example, it seems to disappear as the camera pulls back.
an uncensored review of
by Your Bearded Confidant
There’s a big, throbbing difference between normal horniness and “desperate lust.” When a guy undergoes desperate lust, his throat constricts, his heart pounds in his chest, his nipples harden, his hands clinch into fists, his mouth salivates, his skin flushes and glistens with sweat, his cock turns to granite, and every hair on his body tingles with anticipation. Desperate lust is a sexual hunger that cannot be ignored and absolutely must be satisfied. And that’s the level of passion that this film explores. Here are 14 hot young studs literally quivering, panting, and moaning to cum. They can think of nothing but sucking, bareback fucking, and draining their balls. Best of all, the guys are as handsome and hung as they are horny. Needless to say, it’s an electrifying experience to see them go at one another in sets of two and three.
Get ready for some powerful, raw butt pounding. A swollen dick, a hungry ass, and some spit lube is all these guys need to fuck like jackrabbits. Fans of oral sex and jizz-eating will be delighted by the open-mouth cumshots. These guys eagerly taste every drop of each other’s creamy loads. Even if sperm gets shot all over a guy’s chest, that sticky dick will still get sucked clean. The best cum eating scenes are in the threeways. Ever notice how when a guy has a buddy’s cock deep up his ass, he gobbles cum with extra enthusiasm? And how! Don’t miss the double cum facial 65 minutes into the action. It’s a scene so milky that it made the back cover of the DVD. Another double facial occurs at the 99 minute mark.
In addition to the standard oral and anal action, you’ll see balls so big that only one can be eaten at a time. You’ll see some truly gorgeous rimming on truly gorgeous asses. If you’re into finger fucking with multiple fingers and gobs and gobs of spit lube, you’ll be in heaven. Fans of 69ing, daisy chain sucking, and chain fucking also won’t be disappointed. Throughout all the hardcore action there’s plenty of deep kissing.
Though the majority of the cast is on the smooth side, one guy has the most perfect treasure trail, starting between his pecs and trailing all the way down his torso. Another guy has some very sexy chest fur. Otherwise, lovers of hairy men will have to be satisfied by the furry legs on display.
With nearly two hours of non-stop, hardcore, totally bareback action, “Desperate Lust” is a true winner.
a full-frontal review of
by Your Bearded Confidant
Two hot guys with monster cocks catch each other’s eye while sitting at facing tables at a sidewalk cafe. Technically speaking, they don’t know what each other is packing in his jeans at this point. But they’re eager to find out, and so are we! Meanwhile, two boyfriends are enjoying a scenic ride in a vintage convertible, holding hands and feeling hornier by the minute. We get to follow these guys, and 11 more, as they obey their instincts for passionate sex. They get together in groups of two, three, four, even five, both indoors and out, for unbridled sucking and fucking. They literally can’t resist each other’s hot bodies and remarkable, uncut mega-dicks, and we can’t resist joining in the fun. Lovers of multiple orgasms, anal cumshots (with post-orgasmic fucking), cumeating, and sweat-drenched flesh will find plenty to enjoy here.
Gorgeous faces and gargantuan cocks make for delightful viewing. The cast of 15 young studs is wonderful to look at, no matter where your eye wanders. The guys are generally smooth, but a couple of lightly hairy chests and treasure trails keep things interesting.
The action begins with an intense trio. Frankly, it takes at least six hands to handle cocks of this size. It’s fun to see one guy jack a buddy’s shaft while another buddy sucks the head. In no time, a daisy-chain suck fest develops into a bareback anal fuck fest, with one lucky dude getting his cock sucked and his ass plowed at the same time. Then the guys try out various positions, penetrating each other’s mouths and asses in different combinations (including a terrific chain fuck) until they’re drenched with sweat and sperm. After four cumshots (including a double facial glazing), they’re drained and at least temporarily satisfied.
Then we’re treated to six more scenes of ultra-passionate mansex. There are open-mouth cumshots where sperm gets greedily tasted and passionately worshipped. Sometimes two guys will feed one buddy their sperm, and other times one guy will shoot off onto two buddies’ tongues. There’s also exquisite deep-throating, loving body worship, romantic deep kissing, mouth-watering rimming, and jackhammer buttfucking. The guys enjoy sex on tabletops, in the bathtub, in a woodland clearing, in the kitchen, poolside, and underwater. And what’s best, they can’t stop cumming. Virtually every scene features more cumshots than there are cocks.
Don’t miss the bonus scene that follows the ending credits. We’re treated to even more cocksucking, rimming, finger fucking, and ass plowing on a billiards table, culminating in facial and oral cumshots.
If you know the work of director Nir Rosenbaum, you know what sort of quality action to expect. With his eye for beautiful men and passionate mansex, Nir doesn’t let us down.