Due to extenuating personal circumstances, after 21 years I need to retire keepstill.com. If you or someone you know might be interested in taking it over, please email me an offer/proposal. Best wishes, guys.
The old joke goes, "Why did the man take a yardstick to bed? To find out how long he slept." But we think the man takes a yardstick to bed to measure the dicks of all the fraternity brothers who sneak into his bed every night.