Yesterday we were talking to a guy who can't get out of bed in the morning without first enjoying an anal orgasm.  When his lover had to go out of town for a day, the guy panicked because he doesn't know how to give himself an anal orgasm.  Rather than cheat on his lover with a stranger, the guy looked online and found a retired proctologist who made informal house calls on young men in need of rectal check-ups.  The doctor gave this guy a rectal examination, and kept on and on rectally examining him until the point of full satisfaction.