While my family is at church I'm going to do my bit by masturbating to crucifixion porn.
—the irreverent Michael Ian Black

We previously noted Michael Ian Black's gossip about his kissing scene with Bradley Cooper in the film Wet Hot American Summer.  Black had noted, "Bradley Cooper just said I am his favorite on-screen kiss. That wasn't kissing; it was lovemaking."  When asked what Bradley Cooper's mouth tastes like ("Carrots? Chiclets? Candied yams?"), Black responded "A lot like my dick, actually."