tags: Ways to Jack Off
Gentlemen always shake hands before and after a circlejerk. A firm handshake is appropriate, even if you're not the manliest of men. Keep your handshake short, accompanied by a playful smile and a mischievous gleam in the eye. At the end of the circlejerk, all hands are assumed to be covered in lube and/or spunk, so expect handshakes (or high-fives, which are typical after ejaculation) to be juicy at that point. Please note: never initiate a handshake if a man's right hand is grasping his cock. A left-handed man can shake hands with you as he jacks off, but a right-handed man should be left to his own devices until his hand is free.