Human men are about the only male animals who don't fancy themselves up more than females.  For example, it's the peacock who sports all the beautiful colors, not the peahen.  In the natural world, the females of the species typically retire in camouflage while the men are out there getting it on and getting it done.  There's actually nothing femme about wearing makeup and showy clothes, and men should reclaim flashiness.  It's our birthright, not women's.