The last time I had a painting crew in my house, I actually caught one of the men jerking off during his break. He was so mortified at being caught that he could have dropped dead on the spot. I begged him to carry on, assuring him that I had just finished a jerk-off session myself (and it was true -- there was a spot of after-cum staining my pants).
Speaking of paint colors, the iridescence of Sam's cock head has me mesmerized. If I could paint my bedroom that color, I would.