Due to extenuating personal circumstances, after 21 years I need to retire keepstill.com. If you or someone you know might be interested in taking it over, please email me an offer/proposal. Best wishes, guys.
When Skittles tells me to taste the rainbow, I assume they mean lick some hairy dude's butthole 'cause I did that and it was like candy. —the inimitable Michael Ian Black, who always tells it like it is.