"He carefully poured . . . his pinkie finger elevated and curved. Both his dress and his manner seemed to be personal rituals, probably calculated to serve as signals of his indviduality." —James Ferrell
You've heard the British colloquialism "long streak of piss" (referring to a tall, thin man). But here's what a long streak of piss looks like:
According to new statistics, cocksuckers whose taste for cum broadens into a thirst for piss are significantly happier than their jizz-restricted brothers in gaiety. Compared to men who don't offer their mouths as urinals for other men to piss into, pee fetishists are:
63% more optimistic about tomorrow
13% better able to handle distressing news
49% more satisfied with their life paths
88% more likely to describe their sex lives as "great" or "extraordinary"
While it's known that semen contains mood-enhancing hormones, it's still not clear how guzzling piss makes men happier than their pee-shy fellows. Some have posited that there may be some sort of spiritual component to it, citing a paradox that appears in many world religions: "the lowest shall be the highest." The thinking is that when a man lowers himself to the level of sewers, which is about as low as one can go, his spirit is mysteriously lifted. Whatever is behind piss-euphoria, the statistics are promising, indeed.
The world may be a cesspool, but even cesspools look kind of pretty when the light catches them right.
—the well-lit Michael Ian Black
He opens his mouth for his teammate's piss. Will he swallow like a good sport, or spit it back in his mate's face? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."