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What to Say On a Date if You're Not Sure About Watersports

 tags: Watersports

If your hookup surprises you by suggesting some piss play, but you're not sure about watersports, there are many ways to handle the situation without ruining the date:

1. You can honor your date's fetish by proposing taking a piss into a toilet alongside him.  Say something like, "Whenever I first meet a man, I like to watch him take a piss as we urinate together.  Will you let me hold your dick while you do it?"  Once bladders are emptied, thoughts will naturally move on to other sexual possibilities.  But at least your date will have had some sexy piss play, even if it technically doesn't make you horny along the way.  If you're feeling a bit more open-minded, offer to let him watch you piss all over yourself in the shower.

2. If your date is a piss bottom, but you aren't ready to piss into a guy's mouth, offer to piss into a drinking glass for him to guzzle after the fact.  He'll get what he wanted, and you won't have violated your own boundaries.

3. If your date is a piss top but you definitely aren't ready to open your mouth as his urinal, suggest that he piss all over your body in the shower.  He'll get to experience the joy of dousing you, and you'll be soapy and clean moments later, no harm done.  Remember that unlike in the rest of the animal kingdom, if a man pisses on you, you don't become his "territory."

Given the Choice of Urinals ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel, Watersports

Given the choice between the tall urinal and the short urinal, I will climb on the shoulders of a stranger and pee on him.
—the ever-flowing Rob Huebel

Why He Stands Back From the Urinal

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Watersports

Lately I've taken to standing a couple feet from the urinal when I let loose so others can enjoy and admire my powerful, clear stream.
—Michael Peein' Black (a.k.a. Michael Ian Black)

If You Piss Really Hard Into the Bowl ...

 tags: Food Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Watersports

"Son, if you piss really hard into the bowl, it makes your willy sound bigger."

"That's great dad, but you've ruined my cornflakes."

—a tweet by Dan

I Wish I Had All the Options

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Rob Huebel, Watersports

I wish I had all the options of where to pee that my dog has.
—the bursting Rob Huebel