Will be showering in mere moments if anybody wants to jerk it to a mental image of me washing my under sac.
—Michael Ian Black, who is also proud owner of the comedy world's sweetest-smelling nutsack (as he revealed here.)
New underwear. Same balls.
Lads, keep your balls in tip-top condition and always be nice to your mother. It's the surest way to Heaven and a fine way to live.
—the tip-top Iain Connell
"You empty the dishwasher while I empty my ballsacks."
—the ever-spurting Rob Huebel