This man always has cream running down his arm. Note that the first letter of each tattooed word — Cash Rules Everything Around Me — spells CREAM.

Joey Jacobs - RandyBlue

Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "Thinking about getting a tattoo that says, 'If you're close enough to read this, you're sucking my dick.'"

Krist Cummings (Badpuppy)

Ever wonder what the arrow in the male symbol points to?

Axel Johnson & Brendon Meyer (Badpuppy)

Axel Johnson and Brendon Meyer (Badpuppy)

Men who have braved the unique pain of genital tattooing are entitled to certain bedroom privileges. For example, it's acceptable for a man with a tattooed cock to pry open the bottom man's mouth during a face fuck.

Fernando & Lucas (Naughty Hard Cocks)

Fernando & Lucas (Naughty Hard Cocks)

Fernando & Lucas (Naughty Hard Cocks)