"Treat us like criminals?  We can behave like criminals."
—The Tough Alliance, "The Lagoon," Escaping Your Ambitions

Cain + Weapons - Straight Naked Thugs

Bam Pops His Pistol - Straight Naked Thugs

Chris & MJ - BulldogPit

Of course, gay thugs have a sweet side, too.  For example, check out the boys of The Tough Alliance as they take a romantic motorbike ride through scenic Sweden on an adorably domestic errand:

"In arid Australia a man, like a kangaroo, must 'walkabout' to get a living."
—Freedom and Necessity

Cooper Leigh - BentleyRace

Cooper Leigh - BentleyRace

You've heard the phrase, "sex on a stick."  Here's what it looks like:

Luke Riley Gets Worked Over - BoundGods

Patrick Rouge Returns - ButtMachineBoys

Gym Stud Ari - ButtMachineBoys

Krist Cummings - ButtMachineBoys

The Ass Master & DJ - ButtMachineBoys

The Ass Master & DJ - ButtMachineBoys

Sebastian Keys & The Ass Master - ButtMachineBoys

Skater Boy - ButtMachineBoys

All the sensations of orgasm
Empower me afresh with a rush release.
All the sensations of orgasm
Patrolling the borders with love police.
—Momus, "The Sensation of Orgasm"

How much do you love gay porn? Enough to decorate your entire house with it? Here are some guys who use smut as window treatments and furniture coverings. They also use dildos and rubber gloves as knickknacks and wall hangings. Though we can't prove it without an ultraviolet light, we bet the white walls are absolutely covered in semen.

Ashley Ryder & Lisandro - BulldogPit