Dammit. What time does the chocolate-dildo store close?
—the sweet mouth of Rob Huebel
Why can't we all just get a dong?
—the ever-penetrating Michael Ian Black
Remember before the machines took over and forced us to work in underground semen mines?
—the ever-milkable Rob Huebel
Basically it all comes down to putting stuff in my mouth.
—the deliciously wicked Michael Ian Black