Whoever made tongues should have made them so they always taste like butter.
—the buttery Rob Huebel
In the end the only important thing is to get something to eat and something to drink and someone to love you. —Brendan Behan
"There is another kind of valentine, which is the first young man that chance throws in your way in the street."
—William Hone, 1835
Once you've been and done everything possible with your genital organs, fucking exceptional minds is your only pleasure left.
—Alexander Bard, philosopher and founder of the bands Army of Lovers, Vacuum, Bodies without Organs, Gravitonas, and others