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Always Honk Just in Case ...

 tags: Humor, Rob Huebel, Ways to Jack Off

ALWAYS honk your horn before backing up just in case a group of teenagers is taking turns inserting themselves into your tailpipe.
Rob Huebel, whose car and everything else is very fuckable

They Just Wanna Fuck Football Coaches

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

State troopers who guard football coaches just wanna fuck football coaches.
—the insightful Rob Huebel

Will Carve Your Pumpkin For ...

 tags: Food Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

The incisive Rob Huebel "will carve your pumpkin for friendship or sex act."

Do I Need to Worry About ...

 tags: Humor, Rob Huebel

Do I need to worry about ghosts putting their dicks in my food?
—the inquisitive Rob Huebel

Stuck in a Glory Hole

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Please, Whole Foods don't fire me as your self appointed men's bathroom monitor just because I got stuck in 1 little glory hole!
—the massively-endowed Rob Huebel