Tell someone you have a groin injury and watch how little sympathy you get.
—Rob Huebel, who is looking for sympathy in all the wrong places
Tip: If you put a fresh sprig of mint between your buttcheeks at night, it won't do anything whatsoever.
—the fresh-as-a-daisy Rob Huebel
After reviewing the play, the ruling on the field stands, and I will be accepting handjobs in the men's room at halftime, first down.
—the very accepting Rob Huebel
I bet you are dating the guy who, when someone takes a sip of eggnog, cracks "that's not eggnog!!"
—the smooth and creamy Rob Huebel