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Tell Someone You Have a Groin Injury And ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Tell someone you have a groin injury and watch how little sympathy you get.
Rob Huebel, who is looking for sympathy in all the wrong places

If You Put a Fresh Sprig of Mint Between Your Butt Cheeks ...

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Tip: If you put a fresh sprig of mint between your buttcheeks at night, it won't do anything whatsoever.
—the fresh-as-a-daisy Rob Huebel

I Wish I Had All the Options

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Rob Huebel, Watersports

I wish I had all the options of where to pee that my dog has.
—the bursting Rob Huebel

Accepting Handjobs in the Men's Room at Halftime

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

After reviewing the play, the ruling on the field stands, and I will be accepting handjobs in the men's room at halftime, first down.
—the very accepting Rob Huebel

That's Not Eggnog!

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel, Romance

I bet you are dating the guy who, when someone takes a sip of eggnog, cracks "that's not eggnog!!"
—the smooth and creamy Rob Huebel