Sorry, were you saying you're a GROWN-ASS man or a grown ASS-MAN?
—the curious Rob Huebel
Seeing the '300' sequel with all my bros and then some roughhousing in the woods.
—the pine-fresh Rob Huebel
ALL CAPS LET'S FUCK no caps then just sit there and stare at our phones
—the either-way Rob Huebel
These tea tree oil toothpicks are burning my peehole again.
—the probing Rob Huebel
My pool boy is late because he says he is not my pool boy and I don't have a pool and stay out of my neighbor's yard.
—Rob Huebel, who does everything swimmingly