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Which Look Best Suits Andrew Stark

 tags: Muscles, Polls

Which look best suits dreamy Andrew Stark? (Vote at the bottom of the photo list.)

1. Clean-shaven:

2. Scruffy:

3. More thickly bearded:

Which Look Best Suits Tommy Defendi

 tags: Hairy Men, Polls

Which look best suits horndog Tommy Defendi? (Vote at the bottom of the photo list.)

1. Buzz cut and stubble:

2. Standard haircut and beard:

3. Close-cropped hair and beard:

4. Short hair and clean shaven:

5. Holding puppy:

Oral Fixations

 tags: Interactive, Oral Sex, Polls

Take a guess at what amazing thing happened to Your Bearded Confidant today. First, here are the facts:

A man grasped my jaw with his large hands, pried open my lips, and did his thing inside my mouth. There was a sucking sound and the squirting of fluids. After the man was finished with me, I felt euphoric.

Here are the possibilities:

A. I went to the dentist to have a wisdom tooth extracted.

B. Outside the dentist's office I saw a landscaper leaning against the wall on a break. His t-shirt was drenched in sweat and hugged his chiseled torso as if it were painted on. His left hand was resting casually against the bulging crotch of his filthy jeans, barely hiding a hardon. We didn't have to speak a word — our eyes communicated everything we desired. I followed him to his van, which smelled of gasoline but offered privacy for the lewd act to follow. He knelt like an altar boy in prayer, and I knelt even deeper, like a supplicant Buddhist monk. I sucked his uncut Latin cock as if I were going in for mouth surgery and might have to lay off sex for a few days. He came in my mouth, then opened his mouth and motioned for me to spit his load back to him. I had a gleaming smile even before I entered the dentist's office.

C. Both A and B.

Check in Monday for the surprising zinger to my story.

Meanwhile, don't miss my scandalous interview over at the sultry Trollop Salon, in which I explain an amazing phenomenon that can happen during a chain fuck.

Also, see my recent guest blog about tangled dicks over at gay-friendly Smut Girl's blog.

Tie Me Up

 tags: Bondage, Interactive, Polls

How well do you know your kinky knots? What's the scandalous name of the following knot:

kinky knot

A. ass clench
B. bent fisherman
C. butt slings
D. inside clinch
E. reach-around
F. overhand job
G. Spanish gigolo
H. spit head

I'll give the answer on Monday.

Red Hot Gray Areas #3

 tags: Interactive, Polls, Red Hot Gray Areas

Mansex often skirts around taboo issues. How far is too far? When is the line crossed? Buddies often share their red hot gray area experiences with Your Bearded Confidant. Why not add your two cents and judge whether these scenarios are out of bounds:

Is this date rape?
A buddy shares how he invited a straight friend over for beers and a DVD. When his friend fell asleep, our buddy admits to unbuttoning the man's jeans and fondling his dick. He also admits to hoping his friend would get drunk.

Your vote:

  1. Deliberately getting a friend drunk and then molesting him definitely crosses the line.
  2. Guys getting drunk together and then fooling around may be unwise but it isn't immoral.

Is this incest?
A buddy shares how he and his brother like to dry hump one another when they're home from college. They snuggle together after they've both cum, though they've never deep kissed, butt fucked, or sucked one another off.

Your vote:

  1. Dry humping isn't the same as intercourse. Fooling around without penetration is hardly sex at all and isn't incest.
  2. If two brothers get sperm on each other, it's sex and it's incest.
  3. Sibling revelry is better than sibling rivalry. If lube and condoms aren't necessary, it's harmless.