The euphemism for homosexuality, "in the closet," typically conjures images of a clothes closet (presuming that gay men have good taste in clothes and, if they had to go into hiding, would want to be surrounded by fashionable fabrics). But apparently even storage closets are gay, gay, gay. For proof, check out the labels on the boxes in Cody Springs' closet! (Photos by Badpuppy)
"The two men clasped their hands and pumped their limbs feverishly."
—Garth H. Holmes, The J Amendment
"Shoulder to shoulder, biceps to biceps, armpit to armpit, tattoo to tattoo, and camshaft to exhaust pipe, the roar never ends." —Richard La Plante, Detours
"Like affection and commitment, your willingness to meet your lover halfway develops slowly." —Riki Jones, Negotiating Love