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Meeting Your Lover Halfway

 tags: Anal Sex, Out of Context, Pics of the Day

"Like affection and commitment, your willingness to meet your lover halfway develops slowly." —Riki Jones, Negotiating Love

"Raw Weekend Retreat" (Hot Desert Knights)

A Pile of Their Trophies

 tags: Cocks, Out of Context, Pics of the Day

"They made a pile of their trophies high as a tall man's chin."
Departmental Ditties by Rudyard Kipling, 1898

A Man Must Begin By ...

 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

"A man must begin observing himself as though he did not know himself at all."
—P.D. Ouspensky

It Takes Three Men To ...

 tags: Cocks, Out of Context

Here's the best homoerotic line out-of-context we've seen in a good while:

"It takes three men to run [and] grab them by the horns and jerk them off."

The context is goats piling up in a corner. But it sounds like a college hazing ceremony to us. ;-) The line appears in the book Harder Than Hardscrabble: Oral Recollections of the Farming Life from the Edge of the Texas Hill Country.

Meanwhile, here's three men grabbing them by the horns and jerking them off:

Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Out of Context

"I'm not here just to blow smoke up your ass, although someone might end up doing that tonight." —Douglas CleggThe Abandoned