"Like affection and commitment, your willingness to meet your lover halfway develops slowly." —Riki Jones, Negotiating Love
"They made a pile of their trophies high as a tall man's chin."
—Departmental Ditties by Rudyard Kipling, 1898
Here's the best homoerotic line out-of-context we've seen in a good while:
"It takes three men to run [and] grab them by the horns and jerk them off."
The context is goats piling up in a corner. But it sounds like a college hazing ceremony to us. ;-) The line appears in the book Harder Than Hardscrabble: Oral Recollections of the Farming Life from the Edge of the Texas Hill Country.
Meanwhile, here's three men grabbing them by the horns and jerking them off:
"I'm not here just to blow smoke up your ass, although someone might end up doing that tonight." —Douglas Clegg, The Abandoned