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A Cocksucker's Tears of Joy

 tags: Eyes, Oral Sex

Performed properly, a blowjob will bring tears of joy to the sucker, equal in volume to the top man's drips of precum.

from Breeding Ian Jay by Treasure Island Media
Breeding Ian Jay (Treasure Island Media)

The 5 Stages of Not Getting Your Dick Sucked

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Oral Sex

1. Denial: I simply can't believe my dick isn't getting sucked.  It's not possible that someone isn't sucking my dick right now.  I mean, look at it -- this is a dick made for someone's hungry mouth.  A dick like this is worth 24/7 blowjobs.

2. Anger: Why isn't my fucking dick getting sucked?!  Where are people's priorities?  No wonder the world is a lousy shit-hole when nobody is even smart enough to suck my fucking dick!

3. Bargaining: If somebody, anybody, will suck my dick, I won't entertain a selfish thought for the entire rest of the day. 

4. Depression: I'm never going to get my dick sucked.  What's the point in even having a dick if nobody will ever suck it?  I don't even feel like jerking off, because a dick was made to get sucked, so why even bother cumming otherwise?  I might as well go join a monastery.  No, wait -- those monks are sucking each other off non-stop.  Even guys who have taken a vow of celibacy get more action than I do.

5. Acceptance: I've only been waiting to get my dick sucked for five minutes.  Hang on, hard-on -- we can get through this together.

Why You Can Forget Him After You Fuck Him

 tags: Anal Sex, Ejaculation, Oral Sex, Red Hot Gray Areas

Romance is beautiful, but the hard truth is that once a man swallows your cum or takes it up his raw ass, you don't have to see or communicate with him again if you don't wish.  That's because you have already given him everything — your fucking DNA, your entire being.  He is entitled to nothing more from you unless you choose otherwise.

A Dick Can't Suck Itself

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Oral Sex

A dick can't suck itself.  I know it sounds obvious, but if it is so obvious then why do too many men continue to suffer from a lack of oral sex?  The statistics on how many men are not getting their dicks sucked at this very moment are nothing short of scandalous.  Change cannot come without awareness.  Ask yourself either: Am I enjoying a blowjob right now? or Am I giving a man a blowjob right now?  If the answer is "no," there's no point in thinking about it further -- only action can make a difference.  Know this: there are dicks and cocksuckers a-plenty.  Every dick needs to get sucked, and every cocksucker needs a good mouth-fucking.  Be guided by this simple truism: a dick can't suck itself.  Then start making a difference.

Dreams in My Head

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Oral Sex

I just got back from Nantucket
Traffic wasn't bad; I ducked it.
Now I'm off to bed
W/ dreams in my head
Of that guy who sucks his own dick
—poetry-in-motion Michael Ian Black