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Man Muscle

 tags: Muscles

A man's firm muscle might feel like a hard rock under your fingertips, but let your touch linger and you'll feel his heartbeat.

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In the course of my erotic research, I've seen men's muscles likened to:
  • knotted iron
  • lead
  • hickory wood
  • granite
  • supple stone
  • steel springs
  • a board
  • dense rubber

After a very hot shower or massage, men's muscles have been likened to:
  • wax
  • dough
  • butter
  • jelly
  • cake
  • putty
  • rope
  • rubber

While the Strongest Guy Is On the Bench Press ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Muscles

Join a really expensive gym. Wait until the strongest guy there is on the bench press. Teabag him in the eyes. Cancel membership.
—the ballsy Iain Connell of Scotland

Nobody Works That Hard On Their Abs So They Can ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Muscles

Nobody works that hard on their abs so they can fuck ONE person.
—the penetrating Alex Baze

Fuck, My Biceps Smell Great Today

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Muscles, Rob Huebel

Fuck, my biceps smell great today.
Rob Huebel, whose brain is actually his biggest (if not best-looking) muscle

Which Build Do You Find Hotter?

 tags: Hairy Men, Muscles, Polls

Same man, different build. Which incarnation of Spencer Reed do you find hotter?

A. Svelt