"'The contractors demanded this or that,' is a common form of expression with the
men."
—Report of the Michigan Academy of Science

Carlo & Karim in Big N Plenty - Colt

It has been said that a man's privileges are regulated by two things: his wants and his capacities.  In the case of Scott Alexander, we'd say his wants (horniness) and his capacities (his manly endowment) ensure a privileged life, indeed!

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Leo Giamani & Blake Riley - RandyBlue

Playing in the dirt
We find the seeds of fun
And we scream like alley cats
Tearing down what we attack
To prove that we are one
—INXS, "Kiss the Dirt"