Comedian Michael Ian Black tweets: "Freud once said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Does that also mean sometimes a boner is just a boner?"
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We previously noted Michael Ian Black's gossip about his kissing scene with Bradley Cooper in the film Wet Hot American Summer. Black had noted, "Bradley Cooper just said I am his favorite on-screen kiss. That wasn't kissing; it was lovemaking." When asked what Bradley Cooper's mouth tastes like ("Carrots? Chiclets? Candied yams?"), Black responded "A lot like my dick, actually."
(Did you catch our photo set of the hot Bradley Cooper look-alike?)
Life advice for the day: Be the offender, not the offended.
(This is a paraphrase of comedian Michael Ian Black's controversial tweet.)
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