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Is a Boner Just a Boner?

 tags: Cocks, Michael Ian Black, Pics of the Day

Comedian Michael Ian Black tweets: "Freud once said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Does that also mean sometimes a boner is just a boner?"

from Thierry and Trevor in the Kitchen by BelAmi
Thierry & Trevor in the Kitchen (BelAmi)

Bradley Cooper Kiss Update

 tags: Michael Ian Black

We previously noted Michael Ian Black's gossip about his kissing scene with Bradley Cooper in the film Wet Hot American Summer.  Black had noted, "Bradley Cooper just said I am his favorite on-screen kiss. That wasn't kissing; it was lovemaking."  When asked what Bradley Cooper's mouth tastes like ("Carrots? Chiclets? Candied yams?"), Black responded "A lot like my dick, actually."

(Did you catch our photo set of the hot Bradley Cooper look-alike?)

Be the Offender

 tags: Anal Sex, Fashion, Michael Ian Black

Life advice for the day: Be the offender, not the offended.
(This is a paraphrase of comedian Michael Ian Black's controversial tweet.)

The Breakfast Food You Can Fuck

 tags: Food Sex, Michael Ian Black

Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "New slogan for bagels: The breakfast food you can fuck."

Jerk-Off Rooms at Work

 tags: Michael Ian Black, Ways to Jack Off

Comedian Michael Ian Black suggests: "Instead of expensive health insurance, here's a cheap idea businesses can offer their employees: jerk-off rooms."

Cody Springs by Badpuppy
Cody Springs by Badpuppy
Cody Springs (Badpuppy)

Also, don't miss today's new Advice column by Your Bearded Confidant: "How to Top Without Tearing Up His Ass."