Somebody should write a song comparing fireworks to how love can make you feel.
—the luminous Michael Ian Black
Please Lord allow me to live long enough to have an embarrassing age difference between myself and the person I am fucking.
I just got back from Nantucket
Traffic wasn't bad; I ducked it.
Now I'm off to bed
W/ dreams in my head
Of that guy who sucks his own dick
—poetry-in-motion Michael Ian Black
News headline: "Massive dinosaur bone found" IN MY PANTS.
—the big-boned Michael Ian Black
It's raining out and now my pants are wet. The rain's not helping either.—Michael Ian Black