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Rubbed Against By Some Dude

 tags: Humor, Michael Ian Black

What I do is shave one of my legs and then rub it against my other leg and pretend I'm being rubbed against by some dude with a shaved leg.

When I Beatbox My Meatbox

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Music Lovers

FYI: When I beatbox my meatbox, that means I'm masturbating.

The World May be a Cesspool, But ...

 tags: Humor, Michael Ian Black, Watersports

The world may be a cesspool, but even cesspools look kind of pretty when the light catches them right.
—the well-lit Michael Ian Black

All I Want to Do is Eat Everything, Sleep and Fuck

 tags: Food Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Going through this phase where all I want to do is eat everything and sleep and fuck.
Michael Ian Black, whose gay sex scene with Bradley Cooper (in Wet Hot American Summerremains a favorite

Washing My Under Sac

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Testicles

Will be showering in mere moments if anybody wants to jerk it to a mental image of me washing my under sac.
Michael Ian Black, who is also proud owner of the comedy world's sweetest-smelling nutsack (as he revealed here.)