The comedy series Seinfeld made famous the phenomenon of "shrinkage," as when a man's sex organs retract in cold water. However, the refractive properties of water can also make a man's cock appear larger than it really is. (See proof below.) So, sometimes water makes us bigger and sometimes smaller. Call it a wash.
"He had lips like silent eyeballs" — that sounds rather peculiar, but John McManus' figure of speech has a certain ring to it. Sometimes a man's lips do play a game of "who will blink first" with you. A man's lips can stare you down, daring you to go in for a kiss.
Have you ever been in a showdown with a pair of lips?
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Here are some things a man's kiss tastes like, culled from our erotic research:
Brett and Jeff are kissing and semi-hard. Have they just finished barebacking, with their cocks spent and their erections going down, or are they just getting started, with their cocks swelling in anticipation of raw fucking? Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."
Can somebody please explain the origin of the Thanksgiving tradition where you open mouth kiss your stepdad before sitting down to eat?
—Michael Ian Black, speaking with his mouth full
Whoever made tongues should have made them so they always taste like butter.
—the buttery Rob Huebel