The world may be a cesspool, but even cesspools look kind of pretty when the light catches them right.
—the well-lit Michael Ian Black
Going through this phase where all I want to do is eat everything and sleep and fuck.
Will be showering in mere moments if anybody wants to jerk it to a mental image of me washing my under sac.
—Michael Ian Black, who is also proud owner of the comedy world's sweetest-smelling nutsack (as he revealed here.)
Nobody ever goes by "Pony-Boy" anymore.