You've heard the British colloquialism "long streak of piss" (referring to a tall, thin man). But here's what a long streak of piss looks like:
The comedy series Seinfeld made famous the phenomenon of "shrinkage," as when a man's sex organs retract in cold water. However, the refractive properties of water can also make a man's cock appear larger than it really is. (See proof below.) So, sometimes water makes us bigger and sometimes smaller. Call it a wash.
The euphemism for homosexuality, "in the closet," typically conjures images of a clothes closet (presuming that gay men have good taste in clothes and, if they had to go into hiding, would want to be surrounded by fashionable fabrics). But apparently even storage closets are gay, gay, gay. For proof, check out the labels on the boxes in Cody Springs' closet! (Photos by Badpuppy)