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Where Not to Put a Wooden Skewer

 tags: Food Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Fun craft idea: put a wooden skewer in your pee hole.
—the crafty Michael Ian Black, whose gay sex scene with Bradley Cooper (in Wet Hot American Summer) remains a favorite

(Wooden skewer face photo by A. Rosenberg.)

A Trick For When Buttfucking Is Too Painful

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like

When your top man is really tearing up your ass, grab the nearest pillow for comfort.  It's a powerful tool.

Happy Are the Happy

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Happy are the loved and the lovers and those who can do without love.
—Jorge Luis Borges

Is the Typical "Faggot" 10 Inches Long?

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Since the original meaning of "faggot" is "bundle of sticks," is this photo from 1903 suggesting that the typical faggot is 10 inches long?

Nobody Does Homoeroticism Like Japan

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Here are some of our favorite homoerotic moments in the terrifically entertaining Japanese series Kamen Rider OOO:

The series' hero is introduced by having him exposed in just his boxers as fourteen men look on:

Men's underwear will play an important role in the series. Here our hero peeks through a glory hole in his boxers:

Cake batter facial number one:

Cake batter facial number two:

And why not a stickier bukkake-type facial?

Deep-throating a popsicle:

Having a popsicle shoved down his throat:

A popsicle circle jerk:

That first feeling:

Someone to watch over me:

Just a couple of scantily clad dudes talking about underwear:


How about underwear "accidentally" tossed onto a man's face?

In addition to accidental underwear sharing, there's the official gifting of underwear:

Our sentiments exactly: