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The Desire to Fuck is Infinite

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.
—Roberto Bolaño

Types of Masculine Friendships

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

Friendships between men tend to evolve in an interesting way.  It all begins with a choice:

Once they have chosen to be friends, the men take their friendship to new heights:

Why not test just how far a friendship can go?

And as the breaking point is finally approached, why not go out with a bang?

A Simple Way to Attract 18% More Sex

 tags: Chests, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like

The numbers are in, and men who leave their shirts open so as to display chest hair are enjoying fully 18% more sex than their buttoned-up brothers.

If you have to wear a tie, you can still display fur:

Even if you wear a costume, no problem:

This man enjoyed two encounters the day he left his shirt completely unbuttoned:

He finally realized it would be a crime to ever button his shirt:

The Science Behind the Gay Rainbow

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

People are always talking about the "gay rainbow," but here's the science behind it:

The 5 Stages of Not Getting Your Dick Sucked

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Oral Sex

1. Denial: I simply can't believe my dick isn't getting sucked.  It's not possible that someone isn't sucking my dick right now.  I mean, look at it -- this is a dick made for someone's hungry mouth.  A dick like this is worth 24/7 blowjobs.

2. Anger: Why isn't my fucking dick getting sucked?!  Where are people's priorities?  No wonder the world is a lousy shit-hole when nobody is even smart enough to suck my fucking dick!

3. Bargaining: If somebody, anybody, will suck my dick, I won't entertain a selfish thought for the entire rest of the day. 

4. Depression: I'm never going to get my dick sucked.  What's the point in even having a dick if nobody will ever suck it?  I don't even feel like jerking off, because a dick was made to get sucked, so why even bother cumming otherwise?  I might as well go join a monastery.  No, wait -- those monks are sucking each other off non-stop.  Even guys who have taken a vow of celibacy get more action than I do.

5. Acceptance: I've only been waiting to get my dick sucked for five minutes.  Hang on, hard-on -- we can get through this together.