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The Beast in Both Worlds

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Music Lovers

Sometimes singers don't sing their own lyrics correctly.  The official lyrics of Duran Duran's "New Moon on Monday" features the line, "Breaking away with the best of both worlds," but Simon LeBon actually sings, "Breaking away with the beast in both worlds."  What is does the beast in both worlds look like?  Is it related to Shakespeare's monster of sexual intercourse, "beast with two backs?"  Here's one idea of a beast in both worlds:

A Possible Porn Parody Title

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Thought of a pretty good porn parody: "American Sniper... In the Butt."

He Who Eats His Cock Alone ...

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like

Is it possible to suck a dick and not be a cocksucker?  We answer this question in our Advice column, here.

Meanwhile, there's an old proverb: "He who eats his cock alone, saddles his horse alone."

Snow Is Actually Made of ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Snow loses some of its majesty when you realize it's just frozen angel jizz.

Let It All Out

 tags: Cocks, Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Music Lovers

Before time runs out
let it all out.

(By the way, that lyric is from a terrific, galloping EBM-style track that Your Bearded Confidant can recommend wholeheartedly.  The genre of EBM is unabashedly masculine, with relentlessly driving beats and typically homoerotic lyrics.)

Here are some men doing what the band Red Flag recommends: letting it all out before time runs out: