"I stuck my tongue further into his ear and licked it as hard as I could. At the same time, I sucked his ear lobe into my mouth and softly chewed it."
—Roy Walker, Paradise

Seth Jenkins - MasonWyler

You've heard of "art exhibitions," but these guys are "art exhibitionists"!

Murt, Lee, Marc & Chase - AlphaMaleFuckers

This photo reminds me that all artwork in your house should stare lasciviously at your dick.

Clark Conner - RandyBlue

Here's another example, in which the lecherous artwork is hiding behind a plant, just waiting for a glimpse of Jake's family jewels:

Jake - FreshmanX

Stripping before a painted donkey doesn't make you a jackass.

Drew Collins - RandyBlue

This voyeuristic artwork is patiently waiting for Dixon to strip for his bath.

Dixon Behind the Scenes - SouthernStrokes

Some artwork is into kinky bondage:

Bar Bondage Hookup - BoundGods

And some artwork is into threesomes:

Hotel Room Service - BareAdventures

If you have two painted hounds looking at you, does that mean you like to do it doggy style?

Enrico Fucks Michael - DrakeRock

The most voyeuristic artwork depicts lots and lots of eyes:

Sebastien, Malcolm & Nate - BBTH

If you don't want your artwork to ogle you, be sure to get a portrait with his back turned:

Dustin River - RandyBlue

There's no difference between art and pornography, according to sexual historian Camille Paglia.  All evidence suggests that she's correct!

Ty Rienhart - Badpuppy

You've heard the expression, "Head over heels in love."  Here's what it looks like (though, technically, it's head-under-heels!)

Rocky & Tucker - ExtraBigDicks

"One day through a village rode a young man astride a cow. The rider was stark naked."
—John Walters, Splendor and Scandal

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen