"Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage blindfolded at a gay party."
—Vivian Stanshall, Sir Henry At Rawlinson End

Gay BBQ Orgy - BrashBoys

You've heard the expression, "Taking a guy's cherry." Here's what it looks like:

Brad 2 - PopBoys

"Bananas are God's way of reminding us about penises. Thanks, God!"
—Comedian Michael Ian Black

Gabriel - Badpuppy

Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "New slogan for bagels: The breakfast food you can fuck."

Anonymous Submission

A buddy shares... Seems that no one has told you this trick yet.  Oil your cock up good with a nice light oil then sprinkle on some ground corn meal.  I won't try to describe the feeling since it is so easy to try.  Kinda reminds me of the first time I cornholed my best friend Rodney...