Here's my idea of a cooking demonstration: a hairy chested man in a bikini who arranges his vegetables to look like penises and pours oil all over his body while he go-go dances.

"Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage blindfolded at a gay party."
—Vivian Stanshall, Sir Henry At Rawlinson End

Gay BBQ Orgy - BrashBoys

You've heard the expression, "Taking a guy's cherry." Here's what it looks like:

Brad 2 - PopBoys

"Bananas are God's way of reminding us about penises. Thanks, God!"
—Comedian Michael Ian Black

Gabriel - Badpuppy

Comedian Michael Ian Black quips: "New slogan for bagels: The breakfast food you can fuck."

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