You've heard that counting on your fingers is cheating.  Here's what it looks like, from one to five:

Patrik Lukasz & Bjorn Gedda (Badpuppy)

Viktor Kana & Rudolf Ulrych (Badpuppy)

Built to Fuck (Treasure Island Media)

Anonymous Submission

Incredible Fuk'n Holes (Hot Desert Knights)

Here's a old riddle from the perspective of a dirty mind:

Q: What it is I give, and others take, yet I never part with it?

A: My hand.

by Stephen Maskrey

Adriano Marquez & Tom Chase in Heatwave (Falcon)

Incredible Fuk'n'Holes (Hot Desert Knights)