Do you think the cumstain from this doggie style reach-around will ruin the bedspread?

Danny & Jackson - HotHouse

Danny & Jackson - HotHouse

You've heard the expression "pearl necklace," referring to a strand of jizz on the neck.  In the following case, we'd call it a "pearl choker."

Kyle & Nick in Massage Parlor 2 - 8TeenBoy

Kyle & Nick in Massage Parlor 2 - 8TeenBoy

Kyle & Nick in Massage Parlor 2 - 8TeenBoy

It has been said that a man's privileges are regulated by two things: his wants and his capacities.  In the case of Scott Alexander, we'd say his wants (horniness) and his capacities (his manly endowment) ensure a privileged life, indeed!

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Scott Alexander: Unplugged - ExtraBigDicks

Here's a riddle:

Q: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one.  He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Carioca in the Crystal Room - UKNakedMen

The Return of Harry Louis - UKNakedMen

Ken Orsini - Colt

Josh West - ExtraBigDicks

Josh West - ExtraBigDicks

"You can't both keep it and eat it, you can't both have it and sell it, and you can't both give it and take it."
—J. Cox

Manny Forte - MenOver30

Manny Forte - MenOver30