"One day through a village rode a young man astride a cow. The rider was stark naked."
—John Walters, Splendor and Scandal

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

Freddy the Milkbar Kid - UKNakedMen

"He let his love for his master prevail over his affection for his ass."
—Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

Andrew Blue - MasonWyler

Eddie & Ken - ExtraBigDicks

Colby Keller & James Hawk - RandyBlue

"I just stood there staring at the picture, unable to take my eyes off the headless man. It wasn't like I'd never seen a naked guy before."
—Michael Thomas Ford, Tangled Sheets

Jason O. - UKScallyLads

Here's a riddle:

Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four.  One to screw it in, and three to flash their asses when the light comes back on.

Bobby, Lukas and Xavier's Cumshot Contest - VideoBoys

Raw Threesome - SweetAndRaw

You've heard the expression "brown-nosing," meaning behaving in a grossly obsequious way.  Here's what it looks like:

Minicab - UKNakedMen