Sorry, were you saying you're a GROWN-ASS man or a grown ASS-MAN?
—the curious Rob Huebel
"I'm a squirter but only with an atomizer and a tasteful amount of Coco #5 behind each wrist."—Michael Ian Black
When you think about it, our bodies have a crazy number of holes.
The word "anus" is no more vulgar than its medical name, "cock pocket."
—who else but Michael Ian Black?
Getting a lot of personal satisfaction from my glutes these days. Staring at my arse muscles in the mirror. Almost tearful with pride.
—the well-defined Iain Connell