If you and your buddy (or buddies) can't decide who'll top and who'll bottom tonight, check out our virtual dice and let fate state your date!
Life advice for the day: Be the offender, not the offended.
(This is a paraphrase of comedian Michael Ian Black's controversial tweet.)
Here's a old riddle from the perspective of a dirty mind:
Q: What it is I give, and others take, yet I never part with it?
A: My hand.
tags: Anal Sex
In my erotic research, I've seen a man's ass likened to many things. Here are some favorites that I wanted to share with my fellow ass-lovers:
Changing just one letter at a time, you can go from fuck to hole, and every word in between is pretty hot in itself:
From the hole we can follow our way to lust: