In this vintage photo, check out the eye contact between a men's shower attendant and a half-naked young soldier. Is the attendant telling the young man to keep his dick on a leash, or is he saying "flaunt it if you've got it"? The young man sure has a devilish smirk on his face! And why does the shower attendant have one hand in his pocket, eh? And is the man in the background perhaps spotting a hottie coming in for a steam (or steaming in for a cum)?

In other vintage news, this talisman from back in 1704 shows a man's penis at the center of everything. The talisman was intended to attract and magnify angelic powers. Who wouldn't want a sexy angel by his side? (Thanks, BibliOdyssey.)

Penis Talisman c. 1704