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Before & After #194

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

What's missing from this photo?  Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Handies and Blowies

 tags: Cocks, Fashion, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black, Older Men, Oral Sex

Instead of "jobs" maybe think of handies and blowies as "opportunities?"
—the opportunistic Michael Ian Black

Would You Pump Just About Anything?

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

 Has it got to that stage where you'd pump just about anything?
—the pump-worthy Scottish comedian Iain Connell

I Would Barely Be Raped

 tags: Asses, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

I feel like I'm getting to the age where if I was ever sent to prison I would barely be raped.
—Gary Janetti

Tell Your Dad to Take You to the Hospital Because ...

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Phone your da and tell him he'll need to take you to casualty cos the Viagra isn't wearing off and you've got a christening in the morning.
—the ever-hard Scottish comedian Iain Connell