You've heard of "limp wristing." But this is "stiff wristing," and there's a big difference. ;-)
17 is divisible by my nut sack in your mouth.
—Michael Ian Black
, who never needs to borrow a ruler because his big dick is all the measurement he needs.
You've heard of a "knuckle job." Here's what it looks like.
Bathroom graffiti gave me false hope that I would one day jizz hyphens.
—the ejaculatory Alex Baze
Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."