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When You Think Nobody's Watching

 tags: Chests, Food Sex, Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, Ways to Jack Off

You are a right dirty wee bastard who gets up to all sorts of kinky razzamatazz when you think nobody's watching. You know who you are.
—the ever-watchful Iain Connell of Scotland

My Underground Cock Photo League

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Pretty sure if I wanted to raise 2 million on Kickstarter, I could do it too. But I prefer to raise money with my underground cock photo league.
—the cocky Rob Huebel

Homophone Fun

 tags: Ejaculation, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Homophone fun: "I get excited when the mail comes" vs. "I get excited when the male cums."
—from the excitable and exciting Michael Ian Black

Here's the mail coming:

And here's the male cumming:

And we get excited over both!

A Testicle Like an Extra Fist

 tags: Humor, Rob Huebel

The testosterone gel I apply to my body has turned my testicle into an extra fist.
—the man with a built-in punching bag between his legs, Rob Huebel

The Act of "Stiff Wristing"

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Ways to Jack Off

You've heard of "limp wristing."  But this is "stiff wristing," and there's a big difference.  ;-)