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I Feel So Naked When I'm Naked

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like

I feel so naked when
I am naked
—Gary Barwin, author of The Magic Mustache

What Is It About ___ That Makes You Wish You Were Masturbating?

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Ways to Jack Off

What is it about a delicate butterfly, fluttering on the breeze, that makes you wish you were masturbating?

Hey Guys, Love the Beards.

 tags: Hairy Men, Here's What It Looks Like, It Takes a Man

Hey guys!  Love the beards.
—Michael Showalter, of Wet Hot American Summer fame

Let's Do This! And By "This" I Mean ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Red Hot Gray Areas, Rob Huebel

Let's do this! (and by "this" I mean a ceremony that involves cloaks and blood and weird sex masks).
—the kinky mind of Rob Huebel

Have You Ever Found Somebody So Unattractive That ...

 tags: Cocks, Humor, Michael Ian Black

Have you ever found somebody so unattractive he gave you a hard-off?
—the rarely-flaccid Michael Ian Black