I feel so naked when
I am naked
—Gary Barwin, author of The Magic Mustache
What is it about a delicate butterfly, fluttering on the breeze, that makes you wish you were masturbating?
Hey guys! Love the beards.
—Michael Showalter, of Wet Hot American Summer fame
Let's do this! (and by "this" I mean a ceremony that involves cloaks and blood and weird sex masks).
—the kinky mind of Rob Huebel
Have you ever found somebody so unattractive he gave you a hard-off?
—the rarely-flaccid Michael Ian Black