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Time to Grab This Day By the Balls and ...

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Oral Sex, Testicles

Time to grab this day by the balls and then question my sexuality.
—Alex Baze

I Like When Men's Rooms Have ...

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel, Watersports

I like when men's rooms have sexy pictures on the wall so I can get superhard right before I pee.
—the superhard Rob Huebel

That Note on My Windshield

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Whoever left that note on my windshield, you should know that the erection you drew stabbing me thru the brain is physically impossible.

Before & After #201

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

Wide Tongues

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Michael Ian Black, Oral Sex

I think my tongue might be too wide.
—the lickable and likable Michael Ian Black

But we say not to worry, as a wide tongue allows for licking two dickheads at once: