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Dreaming of a Three-Way

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

My dog is asleep making noises like he's dreaming about a three-way with me and the mailman.
Rob Huebel, who is good with a leash

No Easier Way to Get a Dude's Dick on Your Arm

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Time to get a haircut.  Unless somebody knows an easier way to get a dude's dick on your arm.
—Alex Baze

Hit That Speed Bump So Hard My Dick Flew Out of My Hand

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Rob Huebel

Hit that speed bump so hard my dick flew out of my hand.
—the ever-turgid Rob Huebel

Slept Through My Morning Wood

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

Re: our new gallery of erotic collages, Jeremy writes: "they definitely inspire this sexy, dirty (in a good way) nostalgia of young, gay discovery. I feel, when we looked to magazines and video purchases for our smut, we were delving into something taboo that spoke to us on this animal level. I can't imagine how many times I masturbated to a copy of STROKE magazine. There was a gay porn shop on Hudson Street in Manhattan that use to sell vintage smut and it felt like it was filled with this energy. Much of that mystery is lost now that porn is literally streaming online and curated in thousands of blogs."


Slept through my morning wood, apparently.
—Alex Baze

Time to Grab This Day By the Balls and ...

 tags: Cocks, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor, Oral Sex, Testicles

Time to grab this day by the balls and then question my sexuality.
—Alex Baze