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Which Urinal Do You Choose?

 tags: Humor, Watersports

"Do you choose the urinal that's higher than the others or the one where you can look in a mirror while you pee? Either way you're a douche."

Don't Gasp, Don't Yell

 tags: Anal Sex, Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

You've heard of the military policy "Don't ask, don't tell," but this is more like "Don't gasp, don't yell":

Men Should Wear ...

 tags: Fashion, Humor, Michael Ian Black

There's no getting around the fact that I think men should wear tight sparkly t-shirts.
—the dazzling Michael Ian Black

And if you don't have a tight sparkly t-shirt in your closet, you can still dress to impress:

Before & After #203

 tags: Before & After, Interactive

Here's the "before" . . . Click on the image to reveal the "after."

I Know This Massage Parlor ...

 tags: Here's What It Looks Like, Humor

I know this massage parlor where they give crazy backjobs.
—Dan Guterman